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A Message from The Devs of Queen of Phalli

A Message from The Devs of Queen of Phalli

The Queen of Phalli is a Choose Your Own Adventure story featuring a branching narrative, multiple endings, and the very real danger of failure. The story follows Elifael El'Naar, as she prepares to face the ritual that will mark her passage into adulthood and set her on the path to join the ruling class of futanari priestesses. Will she stay true to her heart, or lose herself in the lustful creed of the Queen of Phalli?


The Queen of Phalli is a Choose Your Own Adventure story featuring a branching narrative, multiple endings, and the very real danger of failure. The story follows Elifael El'Naar, as she prepares to face the ritual that will mark her passage into adulthood and set her on the path to join the ruling class of futanari priestesses. Will she stay true to her heart, or lose herself in the lustful creed of the Queen of Phalli?


The Queen of Phalli is a Choose Your Own Adventure story featuring a branching narrative, multiple endings, and the very real danger of failure. The story follows Elifael El'Naar, as she prepares to face the ritual that will mark her passage into adulthood and set her on the path to join the ruling class of futanari priestesses. Will she stay true to her heart, or lose herself in the lustful creed of the Queen of Phalli?


What is Queen of Phalli ?

What is Queen of Phalli ?

What is Queen of Phalli ?

The Queen of Phalli began as a joke. One evening, my wife and I were laughing about the wonderfully absurd logic of smut and hentai tropes — those wild, improbable worlds that never stop to ask how any of it actually works. I wondered what it would look like if we did ask. What if all those tropes were real, supported by deep lore, coherent worldbuilding, and genuine social consequences? From that question, parody turned into storytelling.

The Queen of Phalli began as a joke. One evening, my wife and I were laughing about the wonderfully absurd logic of smut and hentai tropes — those wild, improbable worlds that never stop to ask how any of it actually works. I wondered what it would look like if we did ask. What if all those tropes were real, supported by deep lore, coherent worldbuilding, and genuine social consequences? From that question, parody turned into storytelling.

The Queen of Phalli began as a joke. One evening, my wife and I were laughing about the wonderfully absurd logic of smut and hentai tropes — those wild, improbable worlds that never stop to ask how any of it actually works. I wondered what it would look like if we did ask. What if all those tropes were real, supported by deep lore, coherent worldbuilding, and genuine social consequences? From that question, parody turned into storytelling.

Why make Queen of Phalli ?

Why make Queen of Phalli ?

Why make Queen of Phalli ?

Lead Dev of Queen of Phalli

Nobody Cares

Nobody Cares started writing during the COVID pandemic, first as a joke, then as a hobby, and finally as a lifelong vocation. Holding a degree in Political Science and one in English Language, he left a conventional career to pursue storytelling full-time. In his view, open-ended, choice-focused narrative games are the perfect platform for sharing his love for the craft with a wider audience and give readers/players the best he has to offer.

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